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New NPT: Sins


Ok, one more little NPT comic poem thing to tide you over untill they get the poster for the next Insano Chapter out of the lab.  (I heard it's a bit big so it's been hard to squeeze out the door).

No more zombies this time!
Some will be sad,
I know,
and some will be glad
'cause I can't draw'em for squat!

They'll be back though.
They always come back.
And mebbe my art then
will bring more life to the dead.

This new NPT... I hesitate to call it a"comic" because... it's more like some weird ass kindergarden art piece... let's just call it a poem-drawing-attempt-thing?...?


This is a poem,
based off an older one of mine. 
Seems I have many of these,
laying around passing time.

I guess I could do a Dickenson,
and hold on to them till I die,
But I'm not nearly that kind!
The world must suffer my poem try!


I used to say

The only sin
I ever committed
Was the fact
I never committed any

I wondered
if anyone else
had ever said
those words before

If so I never heard

But they sounded
so very quotable to me
Still as far as I knew
Only my words for me

And for a time
they were so true

Yes, for a time
they used to be so true
they used to be so true


More Insano soon...




New NPT: A question for the movies...

And it is new this time!

The artist has informed me that the next official Doctor Insano strip should be due out soon, so you guys (all one hundred of you!) won't have to suffer the art of a non-artist for much longer!

Anyways, this little strip is probaly the most complex one that I've personally drawn.  That might not say much for my skills, but this is also the first one I've drawn where I actually drew the whole damn thing on one sheet of paper, instead of whole buncha little bits, and gimping them together.  Hopefully, my drawing is improving a little.

And was for y writing gig, this is another comic based on one of my "Poem Like Things" (PLT).

Here it goes, below:  You might want to look at the comic first, then come back here to see the original version of the PLT...

A question for the movies...

So Whats up with the fast zombies?

If you could,
Please answer me this:

Ghouls no good for you?
They're flesh eating creatures too,
and not necessarily of the night.
Plenty well conditioned
to give someone a fright!

Zombies shamble around,
much like mindless sheep.
They don't break fast,
run at you and leap!

What happened I ask
Did some director see
some poor homeless zombie
out on the street
then say "Hey You!"
"You there!"
"With the open wounds,"
"and festering fingers!"
"You could be in movies!"

Did he square his fingers
and frame the poor lost soul
then excitedly exclaim

"Yeah you!"
"Just work out a little"
"Go to the gym"
"Trust me on this"
"You'll fit right in!"

Hope you enjoy.



Commentary on the new NPT: Shot and Steel

New NPT Comic: Shot and Steel Here


Where the hell did this comic come from?
Well… interesting story behind that.
Ideas come from many places.
From experiences  and dreams,
to the random oddball conversation.
Here’s what I roughly related to the artist…


On Facebook those damn surveys abound
But among them many stories are to be found
And many useful information bits
like just how prepared are your friends
for when the zombie apocalypse hits?

Any after writing my responses
in which I tried to be a bit witty
I took a few moments to burn
and wrote this little ditty:

It seems unanimous
The zombie hordes
will be upon us

Shot and steel
We will wield
and keep 'em from us

Oh glorious day
When we wipe 'em all away
and the good Earth praises us

But how did that come to be?
Well, there’s another epic tale you see…

I dreamed about zombies again...
I dreamt of them all night.
Even after a bathroom break,
I couldn't escape that dreamscape fright!

I don't know what the deal with zombies is,
but my fangirl friend came over last night
and wanted to play a zombie shooting game
And so we did, we played, so very late into the night.

Everyone I know
has the Zombie Survival Guide
And nearly everyone I know
has read World War Z
Nearly everyone I know
Everyone except for me

The Man In Japan started a conservation
He asked us to talk about ourselves
which I for one only did
after much hesitation

But Willkill didn't hesitate
oh no not he not none
mentioned he liked swords
mentioned he liked guns
and that he carried both
while others carried one
And said that he was ready
for the day zombies would come

So The Man In Japan replied
very much in kind
And said those were the very reasons
When humanity was on run
‘Cause zombies had started come
Willkill would be draft pick one.
Cause while others had either or,
he'd have sword and gun

So I said ha! And wrote a little ditty.
And since many were amused
I found myself christened...
"Combat Chaplain"
christened with very little pity

For himself The Man In Japan took
that most exalted title of
Bladed Berserker Recon Boy
Yeah - you try to find that in a book!

(Willkill for his part
had this little bit to say:
Be what you want,
but stay out my weapon's way!)

For a brief moment I actually considered
trying to draw a cartoon to match that poem

Or at least three caricatures
of us three characters
Then rudely discovered
I sincerely lacked the talent!

Seems I went and I did it anyway
Still lacking the talent

(and since I hate to throw away
anything I worked for a day
and since for this I don’t get paid
might as well share it anyway!)




I plant the seeds of doubt
My drool feeds the seas of discord
My breath stirs the winds of chaos
I am THEY!
Have you never wondered?

They sure gets blamed for a lot stuff.
Wonder what They did to deserve that.



The Resolution Comic

They say you can't do everything.
Try, and you will fail.
Either, you do a few things, and do them well.
Or, you do a lot of things, and do them poorly.
Well, I'm going to do as much as I can,
as best as I can.
And as for what they say?
I don't really give a damn.

You ever wonder who they are? 

Happy New Year!

We hope to have much more Insano to share in it!



Beware the Candy Cane Mafia!



Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Seasons Greetings, Damn It’s Cold!  (again)

Here's a Holiday NPT Comic (of sorts) for you!

This is part of my Christmas Card Campaign for this holiday season.  Yes, I'm actually mailing out copies of this 'artwork' to supposed friends and people who currently claim to be family.  If this card campaign proves successful, I fully expect to have the number of people I need to buy gifts for next year down to just... myself.  We'll see.  How long do people have to be quiet before they qualify as "not talking to you anymore"?

Whatever you celebrate
at about this time,
We all hope you enjoy
And have a fine time!


Gawd Awful Poetry

Well, while we wait for the artist to finish playing with his pencils so he can get his new computer set up, here's a random selection of various "poem like things" of mine you can  torture yourself with.

Some are very old, and are fairly new and not that refined. (Some argue none are that refined!)

And it is very possible you may see them again.

Hope you had a great holiday.

One other, Doctor Insanos second birthday just passed!

We'll have to break out some cake sometime.

Here's a link to that poetry!



It's Okay

A man told me once
   he didn't like my poetry
And I told him
   it was okay
There are a lot things
   I don't like in this world
But that doesn't make them
   go away


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